Most epic fail of all time and some other not so…

Right now, I have nothing in my mind specifically want me to say anything. So, I just simply blog for today. Sorry if it’s boring to you but bare it with or just close the tabs for this website.

It’s mainly about football. So, sit down and enjoy it or just close it down like I said in above.

#1 Blunder of the YEAR 2010. MOST EPIC FAIL Referee ever. (I thought Tom Henning Ovrebo is already damn bias during Chelsea-Barcelona semi final clash, this one is more classic)

We called it – the Phantom GOAL…

 

#2 Robbie Keane move to Celtic FC and he quote the same phrase similar to the one he quoted when he first joined Liverpool. First game and a loss. Wonder how he can change the team??

“It’s the team that I always wanted to join, now is my chance”

#3 John Terry. Another scandal revolving around Chelsea player. Previously was Ashley Cole. Now is the skipper turn. It’s TERRY-BLE and your England armband is at risk with Steven Gerrard is hunger for your armband.

See the devil-look of Steven Gerrard?? He is coming for you…

Anyway, that’s all for now. Thanks for listening. :)

Missing in Action

Been disappeared for quite some times because I have no intention to write any updates on it.

Been busy watching all the series on my hard disk. I actually finished Lost in three weeks but if you count per day, I actually finished it in 9 days…

Due to finished watching Lost, now I have no idea what to watch now. Have to wait Matthew to return my hard disk first and retrieve Pushing Daisies and Warehouse 13 from my friends.

Had a long weekend holiday every single week until end of April. 5 days to be exact. And all the classes start only around 12 and one day one class situation. :)

And today is the last day of the month. Oh, Damn!!! BR is having discount promotion. Damn. Forgotten about it!!

Watch quite a lot of movie this month. And one of the day is watching two movie in a row and wanted to go for a third one but eventually failed to do so. :(

Had Skype today ever since the last time I used it for CDD but unfortunately the webcam didn’t work for me, so the one couldn’t see how I am. Sigh. But I can see that she doing fine there. :)

Alright, that’s all for the time being. Will kinda update again whenever I think I wanted to. :) Sorry for the wait.

Edwin

p/s: Who cares whether Arsenal or Man Utd win tonight, Chelsea Rock the World!!!

Mary Kris-moss

It’s a once in a year thing where everyone will go berserk on shopping spree and getting a nice meal for Kris-moss. So, how is everyone celebrating?

Vacation? Clubbing? Visit relatives? Going to gym? Food hunting? Watching movie? Sleep throughout the whole Christmas? Well, I can see most of you all are doing all of this in which I am included in one of the listed above.

As expected, Christmas is just like any other day. For the one working, this will be one of several Doomsday happening in a year. Why? Shopping spree is like MADNESS. Besides, shopping spree – the one working in the restaurant or cafe will feel the stress as well. Believe me, I experience it before. Once a mistake, famous foul language is on the way to you.

So, how I celebrate mine on the Kris-moss’s eve? Nothing much. Just waited until 9 to get into TGIF for their Jack Daniels Chicken. It was so good that I forget to take photos on it. Damn!!

So, did anyone of you did anything lame on the night before Christmas? Like putting a plate of cookies and a glass of fresh milks for the Santa Claus? Or a red sock for Santa to fill up the present inside?

Anyway, I hereby wishing everyone to have a wonderful and joyful and prosperous Christmas. May God bless everyone throughout everything. Everyone but not you, the bullies and rapist and drug dealer and theft and what-so-ever. :)

Signing off from KL,

Edwin/Danny Cooper

a boy who jumps

It’s been awhile since I write up any interesting story. Yes, you heard me. I am an author for an unknown publisher. Basically, this unknown publisher just won’t pay me after I write a good script for him. So, I am officially un-employed once again. Surprise to hear that? Don’t worry, I know you all sure won’t believe it. So, I won’t really tell you all more about it.

This blog post is just one of the post to filled up the quota and make sure by the end of 2009, I will have 250 post. I know I once said I blog until thousand per year but seriously I don’t really have much time to blog about it. So, now I need to make up for the blog post that can never been born to this beautiful world. 250 is the target for this year. I will try to maintain the amount of blog post for the following year. :)

Wondering how everyone is doing around the world? Some of them are having vacation when the country is having a BIG crisis. Hope nothing will be happening to you throughout the whole trip for at least three weeks if I am not mistaken. Another one is going to meet the brilliant man that wrap with toilet paper and buried inside the nice casket. Please bring back some souvenir for me. I will be waiting for your return. :D

Remember the show, Jumper? Well, I wish to have his ability. Dream again? I know this whole fiction should remained in the fictional world but what can you expect from a guy who only living in the fictional world almost every single day since he was young. Really want to live a life just like Jumper where breakfast at the top of the Pyramid of Giza. That, seriously is so cool.

Well, it’s time for me to look for a new hobby. Getting myself a camera is my top priority for this coming Christmas since the rest of the stuff I want is already here. So, the only thing which is left on this list is a camera and maybe a car? Gosh!!! Since everyone keep asking me, “Hey, your driver gone to Arkansas, so how now?” Well, most likely to go with public transportation as usual or not, time to look for another driver. :)

So, what is the title of the blog post got to do with the content? Well, it’s actually my new project. Hope this project can turn reality. How? I will discuss further deep into the project on my next post hopefully? Till then, have fun for those of you in USA, Dubai and Egypt.

Edwin/Cooper

Just to update…

It’s still a week before Christmas. And no, I don’t celebrate Christmas. So, I don’t get any present for anyone. :) But this time around, I might just get something for some people for their last Christmas in Malaysia. For those who are stuck in US or Canada or Australia, sorry to say – Nothing for you all. Well, Arkansas girl, you get your gift through your boyfriend already so I shouldn’t receive any complaint from you. :D

Seriously, I don’t think I will get anything for anyone. Later, people will be gone crazy and start asking me, WHERE IS MINE??? Then, what should I answer them? And some might just get jealous? And some might just continue to spam me with the same word all night that I will get bored and start to fall asleep like there is no tomorrow.

Speaking about there is no tomorrow, we are two years and three days left to stay on this planet. There are sign showing up after the movie 2012. So, should we believe the Mayans? or stick with Newton’s thinking that the world will come to an end at 2060? So, which man came up with the idea of END OF THE WORLD. Now everyone been afraid, they smoke weed almost everyday and eat pizza instead of chicken. That’s Tine ideal world. :) Happy Birthday Tine!!!

Damn. I have been missing a lot of good foods around me because I have a sore throat. Oh my god, I need good Foooood!!!! When we come to this topic, my stomach just getting frustrated and shouting “Oi, where’s my food?” Need to start planning a hunting trip ASAP.

Oh my god, I been crapping from top to bottom just to get my post longer. In fact, the post is just very short to be posted. That’s my code. So, I need to stuff in all my shit here and flush it out one shot. :) Everyday have been a Good, Good Night for me because I always have a sweet dreams on a beautiful nightmare. XD

Alright, there is nothing else I can say… So, I will stop here. Will update everyone soon. By the way, I will be doing Project 365 soon. Been talking but no action. It’s time to get some drastic move on this Project. :)

Till then, asta-la-vista

Edwin/Danny Cooper

Let the Wild Goes Unleashed!!!

Actually is a repost of Sheryl’s blog post about her hunny bunny. :D I hope Rizuan Arus does this as well. When we all are in the car talking nonsense, then we suddenly talk about Sheryl’s post. It was AMAZING and MIND BLASTING.

At first, I thought the parents know about her having a blog and her sister knew about it as well. But then, just realized after asking the blogger then only know that the family know nothing about this BLOG. Salute shall be given to young lady!!!

Riz look at the picture and found out something similar with another picture that is known for quite sometimes. Check this two photo out:

What do you say people? Does this two picture look similar? Can you spot the differences? Sorry Sheryl, I know this is your favorite picture of all times but seriously we need something to laugh about. :D

This is so funny that you must be wondering, “What is your problem, Edwin”... All I could say is Danny Cooper is being unleashed and soon will become a havoc in blogosphere. The return of Danny Cooper will make you suffer much more like in February. XD

Edwin/Danny Cooper

It’s My Own Lame Philosophy

Lancelot is working for King Arthur and flirting with his chick, Guinevere. Why can’t he just kick Arthur’s butt and run away with the chick? Seriously, it happen recently.

Arthur’s Day is to celebrate Arthur’s Birthday or Arthur’s invention, Guinness Stout? Anyway, I just love Arthur for being a macho man letting Lancelot flirting with his chick. Which Arthur you are talking about now?

Unimaginable situation is that you and your loved one stuck in the forest together and become a target for killing spread. Go watch Couple Retreat. I think it would be nice.

Queen of Hearts is always the prettiest and most loveable card in the full deck of 52. Why? It’s symbolize some special meaning for me. Too bad, the owner is leaving soon.

Imagine me at the Civil War. Which side will I be at? The North or the South? For me, I will be at middle. I don’t care which one win or lose. I am just live for myself.

No one can replace you when you are away from me because it’s always a note sticking at the chest spelling out your name. It’s a replacement for tattoo. Seriously, don’t get a tattoo unless you have convinced your papa and mama and they agreed.

Green is the best color in the world because green has replace pink. Since when? There have been a lot of people using this quote “Green is the new pink”. So conclusion, Green is the new pink because they are dominating the pink.

Hands are created to help people not to do masturbation in the middle of the night when you can’t sleep. That’s for guys. For girls, hands are not for guys to hold unless you are giving yourself to him for the rest of the days.

American are very clever people because they know Thailand and Singapore very well but why in the world they don’t know where the hell is Timor Leste?

No, this is not coincident. I do this for real. I really dedicated this whole post to that one special person who may not know I wrote this to special person.

 

Edwin

29th November

Oh my god!!!! I am too relaxed now until I got one more assignment to lazy to do. My brain is currently malfunctioning. Can anyone save me? I need to turn into a nerd for one week!!! Just one week.

Motivation is absolutely welcome.

Will update very soon during holiday. Cause I got no holiday plan. What other good thing to do besides sleep or watching all the series, that will be BLOGGING!!!

Will be back soon...

Till then,

Asta la vista babe!!!

A Poem for You

I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

-David Feinberg

BLOG-GIE Monster

Well, I should say this to myself. Since February onwards, I am no longer a BLOG-GIE Monster. I tell myself not to blog so much as it is not good for health. And secondly, I usually post something related to me and HELL-YEAH, the whole college will go talk about it. I know I might be STUPID to post something LAME on the blog but what I care? I don’t care anymore if you people are going to talk about it. Cause I will admit anything from now on. No more COINCIDENT or what-so-ever shit that happens.

Today I blog because I must fulfill my obligations as a blogger to post at least once on my blog. What can I post today? Well, a lot of things have been running through and fro for the past few hours after tagging along with three people on a car. You know who you are. Not telling who to prevent anything stupid happen later on. By the way, CHELSEA totally TERRY-FYING against the Devils and send them back to HELL. Sorry if I offence the Devil’s fan. I didn’t mean it but seriously I just wanted to say CHELSEA, CHELSEA!!!

Alright, I think that’s all for today. :) Keep it a little for now. More to come later on. Hopefully...:)

Indians are the Awesome Comedian

SALUTE!!! to the Indians Comedians...

Comedy Court is somehow the Malaysian version of Russell Peter. They are somehow on the same line with some of the Malaysian. Here is two of the video that I wanted to share with you all. It will be posted up on Facebook as well.

Comedy Court Allan Parera (left) and Indi Nadarajah

Without any more delays, here is the video I wanted to share with you all. Please be considerate and don’t laugh until the next door or house heard you. Laugh with a lower limit. :D

The two video was a dedication to the last year 12th General Election. I hope there is something to share with you all about the current MCA happening. :)

Alright, that’s all for now. Will upload the link soon enough for you all to view. Hopefully by end of the day. :D

Danny Cooper

Diwali

Two post in two days, looks like I am back in the blogging world again. Or maybe not. Let’s just see what will happen later on. Anyway, today I post a blog because tomorrow is a special day for the third largest community in Malaysia. Ah, why with the history? Anyway, this is a short post. Not long but short. :)

Edwin Low = Danny Cooper = Basilisk Evans = Lanferclaw

wishes to all Indian community around Malaysia and those of my friends,

Happy Deepavali.

 काश तुम सब एक अद्भुत लाइट समारोह है

Just hope that my translation was not wrong.